this reminds me of high school and army recruitor singled me out and asked me to enlist. i told him i was one of Jehovah's Witness and he was like "that's not going to be a problem, young man. we accomadate all dietary restrictions."
i almost laughed.
hahaha. You shoulda said in reponse: "Oh... serve a lot of cannibal meals and bloody food stuffs, do ya? That's my dietary restrictions these days. At any rate, I only shoot to kill what I will be eating and since I'm not fond of human flesh sandwiches, I'm afraid I have to decline your incredibly attractive offer of people murderer for hire." That'd shut him up quick.
i am marking this post "insane"
/signed