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coreyfeldman Jul 23, 2007

Someone stole my patio table and chairs!! So I got home late last night from the in-laws, I had been out of town with Liam for 5 days. Our back porch door was wedged open - not good - so we cree...

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

did you ever listen to that dane cook joke about kicking in a door, because he wanted to rob stuff, only to realize that he only wanted to kick in doors?

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brothermanOG 2004

Yeah, that was great.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

have you ever REALLY kicked in a door? it's awesome.

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brothermanOG 2004

Yeah. I won't go into details. Haha...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 funny

i'm betting it's a footnote in the ex-wife story

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brothermanOG 2004

No, a sibling.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

yeah it was great... until i realized once my dad found out i broke his door and i was going to be killed. then i'm scrambling trying to fix the stupid door

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