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juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

yeah so.. i heard this on the radio, supposedly it's a proven way to mack it

and these days i wouldn't be surprised if it worked with witness girls too haha ..

guy goes to an ATM and looks through the receipts people left there - the ones with the highest account balance .. he takes. And then when a girl asks for his number, he pulls out a receipt and writes his number on the back of it.

girl notices later on that it's a bank receipt with a high balance and this must mean that the guy has lots of money

fun ensues

haha

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

thats a good idea!

malibu malibuOG 2001

my friend was telling me there's this book based on psychology on how to mack. and one of the suggestions is when you see a girl you like you talk to absolutely every other person she's with. go and meet all her friends but never approach her. she'll start asking crazy questions about you and then come over to introduce herself b/c it's like you're the big man on campus. i've seen guys do it and it completely works.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

good for bagging gold diggers

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

yeah gold diggers are usually hot though so it works out i guess hahaha

superhero superheroOG 2004

back in 1997, i found one with 52,000 dollars, because i was planning on doing this. I still have it. I don't know what to do with it.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

show it to your wife and say, "this is my OTHER account. one you don't know about. sorry. i just don't trust you with money."

superhero superheroOG 2004

obviously you want me to create a lot of chaos and confusion in Lauren's mind. That would be wrong, clearly.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

it would be a joke, man. and creating confusion in a woman's mind is the most awesome thing ever. jk

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

no really it is

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