Things I've learned since 2002:

Being a Dad is the best job on earth

Grilling meat rules

Marriage is not a fairy tale in this system, it requires work & dedication

A cell phone is better than an old style phone

I will never buy a house in NJ

Matt Kelly has the worst BO of any guy I've ever known ;oP

I can't eat 10 quarter pound burgers in one day anymore like I did when I was 18

Being an usher at Cinema 10 will always be the funnest job I ever had

Brunettes are hot