Things Learned (since 2002)
by *driving fast doesnt make you kool. it makes you stupid.
*instead of improving cars as you grow up...i seem to keep stepping down.
*i am still bestest friends with tesoro...and yes we still laugh like fiends.
*writing things learned doesnt get old
*being married is the funnest.
*funnest is not a word but a state of mind.
*i still like to dance, just not as obsessed. (although im going this Saturday to lincoln center for mid summer night swing if anyone wants to go)
*things unlearned :HTML.
*how to make a caramel macchiato.
*every cell phone has a camera (remember when that was so kool and new?)
*just because something is in style doesnt mean it LOOKS GOOD!
*service is SO much better than working.
*amphora is not as amazing as the walk home.
*pins still hurt.
*indie is better than mainstream.
*im still the best hair straightener person.
*malls suck, even more when you work in them.
*making a can ham is a lot easier than a full smoked, bone in still, ham.
*i still cant tell time.
*ezabel still rocks my socks.
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yeah i learned some stuff too but then an evil space ray came and made me learn all about technology instead
DARN YOU SPACE RAY ... and also
DARN YOU CARE BEARS
i mean who likes the care bears
yea, i always prefered GUMMY bears to CARE bears. gummy beaaaaaaaars bouncing here and there and everywheeeeeere.
You do dancing at lincoln center to!?!?!?!?!? That's awesome, I luv dancing to =) Missed salsa at the beginning of the month
Hahaha eZabel 'rox ur sox' ME TOO
I've learned stuff to:
*fuschia is my new signature color*
*I can use hair chopsticks*
*I ALWAYS get lost yet somehow always end up at the correct destination on time no less
*My top lip disappears when I smile*
*I have a tiny head*
*I have a tiny face*++
*hunkpapaP has this crazy awesome deep voice when he sings*
*englandkid has great summertime hair*
++previously under the misconception that I had a small head and big ham shaped face.
Thanks!! Although, in my experience you do not end up on time at all! Three words: Garden State Plaza? lol
Excuse me there were extenuating circumstances that day. I had spent most of the morning in tears. PLUS I was just as hungry as you as demonstrated by my meal selection.
true true, i ate so much my stomach hurt for days :(
You're the best!
i love this! i havent done a "Things Learned" in so long!!! awww....and we're still BFF! wow, it's been like 7 years! so cool.
7 is the best number
*driving fast is only stupid if you get caught, or kill someone.
*driving a crappy car sucks.
ummm, and if this list is all you have learned since 2002...thaaaaaat's kinda sad...................
mew mew mewwwwww
another thing ive learned....i still (h)ATE YOU!
Are there any drivers in NY? DRIVERS! DRIVERS? OHHHH, RIVERS! lol
-DIE DIE DIE!
-wow they must really hate that soccer team.
YOU are my hero....caramel macchiato's RULE my world!!! MMMMMM
things i learned....when you get older your less tolerable to stupid people and picture yourself poking sharp pencils in their eyes!
ahhh, you didn't learn much of anything
listen buddy. it was a joke if you will... a play on words...a little something to conjour up the memory banks from yesteryear.
i know, i know
:]
i concur with 50s sentiment. you learned nothing..
driving fast isn't cool. it's exciting.. when you're in a nice car...
and neccessarry when you're late late for a date date
So what car do you have now, and whatever happend to the Cabrio?
so the cabrio's life ended b/c the check engine light was on, and it was too expensive to fix whatever prob it was.
so i got a hyandai accent (which i hated) it was like having a soccer mom's car. and then adam totaled it.
then, we got a FREE 1995 ford taurus (which i hated EVEN MORE) the seat belts smelled like body oder from the person before.
and adam got a FREE 1985 truck which i call the s.p. truck. (sexual preditor) if you saw it you would understand. its a beast.
then we took a step up, we're leasing a toyota corrolla...which i DO like but bc we have a congregation of people who dont drive, im constantly driving it for service RACKING up the miles (lease+miles=no good)
so we were given a 1995 caddy which is pretty cool b/c it fits like 6 people COMFORTABLY but has no A.C. which is VERY uncomfortable. and we have been using it for our cleaning business so it smells like chemicals.
but we look pretty snazzy pulling up in a caddy with our fuzzy dice.... lol you would expect either really old people, super ghetto people, punk rock people...but then adam and i, these two short kids, come out. we must look so funny.
so to sum up....
3 free cars.
seriously pioneering has its blessings.
even if you dont love the car, it takes you from point a to point b. and thats the purpose.
um where are you finding all these free cars?!?!?!?
if by free you mean stolen then, thats fine.
Hahahaha.... That was good.
my mechanic loaned me a 2000 caddy and i love it...its all pimp! lol
you guys rule
aw the cabrio! fun times USA.
dude a caddy is a step up from ANYTHING really
awesome
excuse me i meant a PIMP caddy
for some reason i love the style
Things Ive learned...lets see.
People think its cool to come up to me and say i look like ther verizon guy. or elvis costello (very ok with me) or darlene from "rosanne" (not cool with me.
When you get married, you play a lot less guitar, but its ok cuz you dont need to as much.
trying to be the life of the party by eating whole walnuts is a VERY bad idea. not right then, but later.
I can do a spot on vocal impression of Dan Hill. I figured this out by doing a really really bad Keanu.
I love my wife with every bone in my body but i hate when she types "kool".
when you get your appendix out, you can finally read those books you never read (proclaimers), watch those movies you havent seen (dances with wolves) and get free cookies mailed to you.
Not everyone got the memo at the end of eleventh grade to quit "lol"ing.
Pioneer school beats International Convention. Sorry Europe.
The precise time to heat 6 chewy chips ahoy in the microwave is 33 seconds.
Its almost time in my life to trade in my punk studded belt for a white hipster one.
I only like Guiness on-tap, not of those draught can things. And Wheat beers are awesome.
The amount of skateboarding I now do is non-existant.
I used to be fine when i was single, but now if Tinas working, i never seem to even try to make food. Its a brownie and lemonade night, again.
Chris Carrabba is a boy band.
The Motorola Razr is the worst invention known to man.
All those dudes macking to girls at conventions and such look really transparent and lame. Info i couldve used when i was 16.
My hips dont lie.
Word.
why play guitar? you got the girl already!
oh, and try a guiness and smithwick's black and tan. unreal.
Yes you do look like the Verizon guy. Now everyone knows since Tina posted your wedding album. Haha...
THIS is great! def had me busting up with:
/People think its cool to come up to me and say i look like ther verizon guy. or elvis costello (very ok with me) or darlene from "rosanne" (not cool with me.
yeah well i do a really good adam impression, all i do is close my eyes and pretend i'm a short chris carraba - BAM!
I'm actually a half inch taller. Check yo self befrore you wreck yo self, Emeril.
the fact that you knew that is sad.
you love him just as much as i do. admit it.....
*fist pumping* MAAAAAAAKING OUT!!!
HAHA! it's crazy how none of you people feel foolish screaming that one line. i saw DC live with Weezer and 1/2 the place was singing the DC songs and they sang that part all loud and proud...
makin' out. haha. in my old age i call it: passionately displaying physically affectionate familiarity. or PDPAF.
I hate PDPDPAF (public displays of passionately displaying physically affectionate familiarity)
PDPDAF is gross. I just want to throw a drink on them or something!
check out dashboard unplugged. thewalkhome, front & center...
another one of those...."hey that's your husband" moments.
i rememeber seeing him, and was like....hey, i KNOW that guy! haha yea, that guy is your hubby now. weird.
i know i remember you calling me and telling me that the guy from the walk home was in that... i was like are you sure? hahaha
all of you leave me alone. especially jahanna and tina. jahina.
hahahha, this made me giggle. meep meep.
adam asked me why you say things like "meep meep, meow, rah...etc." i told him it just makes sense. he said its our own little none understanding language.
haha, it does. sometimes, stuff just does not make sense without adding an expletive.
ex·ple·tive (ěk'splĭ-tĭv)
n.
An exclamation or oath, especially one that is profane, vulgar, or obscene.
what does MEEP actually mean?!?!?!?!?!
WRONG! The word expletive comes from the Latin verb explere, meaning "to fill", via expletivus, "filling out".
OR
Syntactic expletives are words that perform a syntactic role but contribute nothing to meaning
Meep conveys more of a feeling than an actual MEANING.
we are all now DUMBER from reading these 2 statements... please throw out your keyboards and never type on this forum again for the love of GOD!
Oh Tina, bringing back the infamous quoting from dictionary.com
Weird. My sister and I communicate in "mow"s and "rah"s.
I thought my card in which the Verizon guy's life was ended was a good way to put an end to that comparison. Perhaps that link is as hard to sever as people calling me Forrest Gump. Bright side: people don't liken you to a "simple" man-fictional or not.
Very true. And the card was a welcome end to the bane of my existence. And the cookies you sent were great. Life is like a box of cookies. Or chocolates. Wait. I'm sorry that was uncalled for.
the only fun part of the FG thing is when I see my friend Jenny and she says Hey For-Rest and I say Jen-Nye.
i just caught the "6 chips ahoy cookie" thing. Whenever i bring home those cookies, Austin eats no less than a sleeve a sitting....what is that like 12? sick.
I have to watch myself because I almost accomplished that feat the other night while watching the Mets game... the only thing that stopped me was that I was out of milk...
i know exactly what you mean
LIAR! if you knew anyhting about chewy chips ahoy, you'd know they dont come in sleeves like regular chips ahoy. Instead, they are seperated in little segregational plastic dividers. LIAR! Embarrassed now, arent you?
ewww, no. i never get the chewy kind, they're gross. we both like the original.
pennsylvania. figures. oh snap.
hahha, you don't make any sense, NY traitor.
whatever...jersey may be new yorks armpit, but pennsy is new yorks dinglebery.
I have such a man-crush on you its not even funny
HAHAHAHA
HAHAHHA you're gross. lol
i think the most important thing i learned since 2002 is what my alcohol limit is hahaha
Its still 1 drink right?
Things I've learned since 2002:
Being a Dad is the best job on earth
Grilling meat rules
Marriage is not a fairy tale in this system, it requires work & dedication
A cell phone is better than an old style phone
I will never buy a house in NJ
Matt Kelly has the worst BO of any guy I've ever known ;oP
I can't eat 10 quarter pound burgers in one day anymore like I did when I was 18
Being an usher at Cinema 10 will always be the funnest job I ever had
Brunettes are hot
things learned since 2002:
i'm not the best looking guy in the world...but i'm pretty freakin' close...like top two.
i am better than dan hall at everything.
american cuisine is rules all other cuisine...FACT.
number one most important thing learned since 2002:
...never wear tight jeans in seaside heights, nj (especially when you are as sexy as me).
Hahaha... You're awesome.
things learned since 2002:
you will eventually all be my slaves...evil will always prevail because good is dumb.
things I've learned since 2002:
things change as you get older
I love traveling and want to do more of it
It's good to take responsibility for your own spirituality
Commuting on rt 80 sucks!
Corporate jobs suck!
Office politics suck!
it's fun to work with your friends at a job you actually like
español
sometimes your friends change
People will never mistake me for Arnold Schwarzenegger
I will never be a rock star
I will never play professional football - well, probably not anyway :)
STELLA is probably the funniest show I've ever seen and I'm still mad it was cancelled
I will always love sports
I will always love to play music
you really can marry the girl of your dreams