I want a pet spider and a pet monkey. Maybe even a spider/monkey. No, not the one you're thinking of. Believe me.
see, im not the only one who wants a monkey as a pet! my friends make fun of me cause i want a monkey.
I would speak to my monkey like he was a man.
See, now... David Lynch is an abstract, transcendental filmmaker. His films don't make real, true sense to anyone. I love his stuff, but I admit to not "getting" it at all. By the same token, my monkey would look at me like I was David Lynch. I like the sound of that.
how about this? http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20321234/