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juicymango Aug 21, 2007

i want a pet wolf

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

i want one too! my sisters Siberian husky was part wolf.

ANNND i want a monkey

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alexOG 2001

no one would mess with you if you had a pet wolf.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

they wouldnt mess w/me if i had a monkey either....that monkey will know karate!

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alexOG 2001

if you had a wolf and a monkey, the monkey could ride the wolf. and you could give the monkey ninja weapons. your own personal attack monkey.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

OH WOW!!!! ok....i like this...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

we're so gettin' monkeys

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

HECK YES!!!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

there were warnings up in belize not to try to keep monkeys as pets. they're dirty and can be very dangerous, plus it's illegal in this country. so not to be a buzzkill but some things should not even be joked about!!

http://www.petmonkey.info/

oooh... but on a serious note, look at the pics on the testimonials page

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

ohhhh, that first pic on the testimonial page made me queasy

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

Now whenever I went somewhere public, I left Koto in the car. He retaliated by chewing the seats, taking off his diaper and smearing poop around the car, and destroying anything I had left lying around.

ha

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

THANNNNNNK YOU debbie downer!!! :P

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alexOG 2001

the monkeys randomly attacking people totally reminds me of my cat. you can just be petting her and she'll be all nice, and then without any warning signs she attack you, and try to rip your face off.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

This sounds like my cat, PoPo. They should be friends.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

"There's always that one guy at a party that tells you all the reaons you don't want a monkey----they poop in their hand in throw in around in a festive manner---but what you don't understand is....those are all the reasons i WANT a pet monkey".

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i feel ya, yo. a party aint a party til the monkey's flinging poo at the guests.

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