someone sent this to me and i though it was funny, i usually HATE these things and generally ask that i don't recieve them, but hey... i chuckled:
"The Husband Store
A store that sells JW husbands has just opened in New York City, where a sister may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the brothers increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch....you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a sister goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These brothers have jobs and love Jehovah. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These brothers have jobs, love Jehovah, and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These brothers have jobs, love Jehovah, love kids, and are extremely good looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These brothers have jobs, love Jehovah, love kids, and are drop-dead good looking and helps with the housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These brothers have jobs, love Jehovah, are currently serving as shepherds of the flock, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that sisters are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
Please send this to all brothers for a good laugh and to all the
sisters who can handle the truth."