then move to another planet...how do u think cell phones work?
when i first started working at my job everyone was all "cell phones cause cancer" i said "cancer causes cancer" why does everything cause cancer and the weirdest things supposedly prevent it
you know what, my mom always said sleeping with the electric blanket on causes cancer, but i said hey if i'm gonna die at least i'll die WARM
that would be really funny if you really said that to her
funny my mom told me i'd start a fire if i slept with it on. so i asked her what's the point of having one. and she said use it when you're awake. and i said the heat puts me to sleep. and she said i'm the mother and i said so.
ever heard of spontaneous human combustion? that's right: electric blankets.
Miss Havisham died that way
as well she should have
i know how cell phones work. learned it in my networking class