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ilikebirds Jun 20, 2007

i hate to wipe butt someone invent new way please i'll hire a maid

hunkpapap Sep 5, 2007

they do make something To make this part easier Its called a bidet

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

bidet makes butt wet
still have to wipe it down dry
invent something else

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

you're the only one
that minds a poopy butt hole
invent it yourself

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

I once had a duece
it was tall, like a blue spruce
no more eating trees

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