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superhero superheroOG 2004

i can't believe that any guys actually believe it's cool to fart in front of a woman.

when i need to fart, i go outside and take the garbage out, then let a super bad one rip, then give it a few minutes before i go back inside. i told lauren what i do after our being married for about 6 months and she was very grateful

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

you're crazy. i fart in front of my wife all the time. almost constantly. i farted in front of her just now.

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