Ok guys... So if I play football on Sat, no one better take out my knees. I will go postal. haha...
don't come if you don't wanna get jacked up.
I'm gonna come just to jack your skinny butt up!
I'm just saying, tackling is fine, but no one needs to get trashed. The game I got hurt in back in 2000 was ridiculous. 2 guys tore their ACLs, and 1 cracked his hip.
i actually might not even get to play. unless we can make the game early enough. but also i pulled a muscle the other week. i don't know if it will be better by then.
XBOX, stay inside. Good ol' fashion fun isn't safe
video games are for dorks. tackle football is the bomb.
yeah if you wanna learn how to run the ball, give me a call.
okay, buddy. if you wanna learn how to not suck give me a call.
niiiiice
dude... play the line... lol dont get hurt on the same field....
Well, playing with little teeny boppers might help this time. Brent and Burt were the ones who housed me and messed me up back then. haha...
i dunno dude, if 5-0 plays you might get houses again, your lucky im not on the line... they called me the destroyer of worlds...
5-0 does not scare me. And you... I could easily dodge a turtle. LOL!
i don't play to hurt people.
Good, you are normal. Some of these other guys are nuts.
i run people over and then after the play is over i feel bad....
also you kick people in the head, and then don't buy them drinks that they are owed
dude... dont EVEN go there... i asked you out for drinks and you NEVER went with me... ever...
tool. she'd much rather go out with me.
i will say you more attractive, funnier, and better body... buuuuut whose got the booobs?!?!?!
oh yes i do... therefore i win her... over you.
WHEN?????
if you don't want to permanantly injure yourself you should probably have a personal tag-only rule. it doesn't make you lame, just careful. you don't want your son to play sports by himself because daddy injured himself and didn't take care.
i hate it when people do that.
teeny boppers? dude, you have no idea. i hope your better at football than you are basketball. and mike is way faster than he looks (even though i still laminated him a few times last year).
also i believe it's "bert," not "burt."
dude... i will give you one time... ONE time you got me... cause i didnt see you coming... the other times... your face was squished by my cleat...
dan id give lex some leeway tho... hes a freaky runningback... he twists out of everything... i find i just sat on him to get him down.
it was definately more than one time. you have never broken one of my tackles. but you were also on my team most of the time.
i def want to set up a game if you come and visit though, dude.
Dude, I had a bum ankle last time we played bball. I'm decent when I can jump.
I have the muscle and size on most of the guys. I'll take anyone down if I get a hold of them. Other than that I suck.
Who cares...same pronunciation.
you have the muscle tone of a manatee.
You will be eating those words one day.
your the one whose gonna be eating fatty. hahaaa
Why do you feel the need to call me fat? haha... Cuz I'm not.
you're right, you're not fat...you're doughy! that's the word im lookin' for; doughy.
Hahaha... You been feeling me up or something?
some guy i met recently, Luke, invited me... i dunno if i'm gonna go though... maybe
Is he like 5'8/6'1 dark hair buzzed medium build? I think i've met him before.
negative, luke skywalker....
you just described most dudes in the US of A.
Hmmm
well this one has dimples and has/used to have braces :P
What do I know anywayze???
