UGH!!! im never at the right place... SAN BERNARDINO, Calif. -- A tractor-trailer carrying 20,000 lbs. of M&M cookies flipped over on the 10 freeway Wednesday night, spilling its load down an e...

oh man imagine being there and calling the "3 second rule"

im thinkin, just eat the ones that fall on top that dont even touch the floor

i'm thinkin, sell them to mike for $50/cookie

we'll sell him the ones that aren't edible

i think you and i should start a company we can call it "feed the beast" and just sell junk food to mike