hahahahaha i just read up on that diet pill Alli it's kind of funny and by that i mean I NEED IT http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19587389/

“(I)’ve pooped my pants 3 times today, and sorry to get descriptive but it even leaked onto the couch at one point!” writes one user. good lord that's disgusting

haha seriously. reads like an Onion article

i loved the "river of orange grease" running down the guy's leg i thought i was going to choke when i read that