Anyone wanna go to the UK with me to see The Verve. Probably like a 3 day getaway.

LOL! Dude, who would leave the country to go to a concert?

I know you would if it were Rush

Uh... I wouldn't for any band.

and that is why you dont succeed my young padawan....

The line is "That is why you fail..." Get it right!

the actual line didnt fit for what i was trying to say.... so YOU get it right... you get hurt playing football that weekend? or did you man up?

Blah blah blah... Go eat a taco. I didn't play because Jake had baseball practice in the afternoon. But I will soon.

you could have just said, "no mike, i was unable to man up" and that would have covered it... blaming your lameness on your son DOESNT excuse you.

You are quite the comedian today.