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englandkid Oct 4, 2007

lesson learned: the subways of NYC are unsafe at 11:30 at night

fivezero Oct 4, 2007

yeah. bums don't flush. ew.

englandkid Oct 4, 2007

if only that was it, i would have been much happier!!

monster Oct 4, 2007

Spill Muffy, you get mugged or something?

englandkid Oct 4, 2007

no, but I think we almost did. We were on the subway and this guy gets on and he had his hand in his pocket like he had a gun. And he was begging and telling this story like the man is trying to ...

iwz iwz ·

that was me. it's part of my nightly show. i've been practicing a lot, trying to improve my act. sorry i scared you so bad.

iwz iwz ·

btw, my friends and i do this all day long, not just at night. and usually no one even notices that we're going on, they're so used to it. i guess they just don't understand my views on things, they ignore me.

and that was a baby ruth in my pocket.

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rocksupastarFounder ·

ian, is that a baby ruth in your pocket or are you just happy to... eh, nvm.

englandkid englandkidOG 2003 ·

are you black and weigh 250 lbs??

iwz iwz ·

oh, must've been the next car down. sorry

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monsterEst. 2006 ·

That makes me a sad panda.

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