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englandkid Oct 4, 2007

lesson learned: the subways of NYC are unsafe at 11:30 at night

fivezero Oct 4, 2007

yeah. bums don't flush. ew.

englandkid Oct 4, 2007

if only that was it, i would have been much happier!!

monster Oct 4, 2007

Spill Muffy, you get mugged or something?

englandkid Oct 4, 2007

no, but I think we almost did. We were on the subway and this guy gets on and he had his hand in his pocket like he had a gun. And he was begging and telling this story like the man is trying to ...

iwz iwz

that was me. it's part of my nightly show. i've been practicing a lot, trying to improve my act. sorry i scared you so bad.

iwz iwz

btw, my friends and i do this all day long, not just at night. and usually no one even notices that we're going on, they're so used to it. i guess they just don't understand my views on things, they ignore me.

and that was a baby ruth in my pocket.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

ian, is that a baby ruth in your pocket or are you just happy to... eh, nvm.

englandkid englandkidOG 2003

are you black and weigh 250 lbs??

iwz iwz

oh, must've been the next car down. sorry

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monsterEst. 2006

That makes me a sad panda.

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