"When you make a decision in life like moving across the country for someone you love what you really need is a big fat guy with a tuxedo and a hophat to step out of your closet and go, 'MISTAAAAAA...

wait where is this from, this was on Scrubs

You are one of the many people to tell me this. This is a comedian and its a skit he did like in '93 so i think he must have been a writer for this episode. He wrote for the simpsons too.