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beachbum Mar 5, 2003

i'm glad you had a good time-ours is coming up this weekend. we have 5 from our hall getting baptized. andrew went to the attendants meeting and they said the FBI gave the society a note saying tha...

forrestina Mar 5, 2003

i always felt that if armageddon comes i want to be at a meeting or out in service.

skaorsk8 Mar 5, 2003

i always felt like WHEN armageddon comes (notice, not IF) i want to be in the tunnels at bethel. i don't know why that would make me feel more safe, though.

deanh77 Mar 5, 2003

who here thinks bethel might move to an undisclosed secret location? seriously, new york city is gonna be nuked.

iwz Mar 5, 2003

whatever happens will certainly be unprecedented. never before has jehovah's earthly organization had such a presence when it comes to brick and mortar facilities (branch offices, printing faciliti...

deanh77 Mar 5, 2003

and I'm only talking about moving out of brooklyn, not the farm or the other bethels around the world. (hey maybe our new headquarters will be in Australia. g'day brotha.)

forrestina Mar 5, 2003

my friend was just visiting from down under...she'd flip if she heard you say that cus she says they dont say it

deanh77 deanh77Founder

I was in British Columbia in february and everyone there was from Australia, New Zealand and Great Britain. it was ridiculous. we just made fun of everyone so bad. We never heard anyone say "g'day mate", but the man-maid told us "no worries, mate, no worries" when we told him we needed more towels. we were the loud obnoxious americans.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

a dingo ate my baby

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

rofl...lmao 

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

we always shout that at her...and in our best steve voice "she's beautiful but absolutely deadly"

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

crimey!  

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

my aussie friend said crimey and crikey are blasphemous like saying geez...now THERE'S watching your language

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

australians ROCK!

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

SHEILA! BLOODY SHEILA!!!

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