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brothermanOG 2004

I'm gonna run over trick or treaters tonight with my bike. LOL

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 funny

hey, good plan

superhero superheroOG 2004

i'm going to open the door and say things like

you should spend your time with something worthwhile
i'm not interested in trick or treaters!
why do you people come around so often!
i already have my own candy

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

i'm going to impale them with long pointed stakes. LOL!!

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

the parents are the ones that need to be kicked or run over or yelled at. the kids are innocent and want to dress up and play and eat candy. its the parents that're dumb for allowing their kids to beg for candy.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

i alwyas find it funny that the holiday everyone gets the most excited about - like kids and adults get dressed up and excited for it - is the one holiday that the most BLATANTLY worships the devil

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

seriously. but they just see it as "we're just dressing up" lol

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

Im going to grab the kids off the street in my scary van, take them to small shed and force them sow me sweaters to sell on ebay. LOL!

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brothermanOG 2004

Make sure it is an A-Team van.

iwz iwz

I love it when a plan comes together!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

good idea!! LOL!!!!!

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

OH I KNOW! RUSH IS GREAT! LOL!

iwz iwz

go mets! LOL!

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

I talk to my girlfriend all night and im not flabby, LOL!!!

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brothermanOG 2004

You guys want a beat down... Don't you...

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

uh oh.. you didnt say LOL after this, you must be serious....

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

mike, stop it. i've given this a little thought and i think you're the biggest guy that I KNOW i can beat in a fight. you've got like 5 inches on me and a few pounds probably... still i know, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that i can level you, lol

u probably could... there is no getting past the boobs... many have tried... none have suceeded.

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brothermanOG 2004

Scared ya eh? :oP

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder brotherman

not even slightly... i broke ur knee once, dont make me do it again.

So it was you.... All this time I thought it was Bert and Brent!

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