I went mountain biking last night. I flipped over a log onto my back and jammed the inner thigh of my right leg on the end of my bike's handle bars. It's a wee bit sore today. Huge bruise.
call me an ayewhole, but i would have loved to see your face AS is it was happening. glad you're all right though.
I knew a few seconds beforehand that the outcome was not going to be good. So I'm sure my eyes were bulging. LOL!