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thefunkyfresh Nov 1, 2007

geez i was so hungry this morning.... i went to eat breakfast and i had eggs, bacon, potatoes, french toast, a yogurt parfait, and a bagel with cream cheese and jelly... and i'm not even full! wha...

brotherman Nov 1, 2007

Alex was telling me the other night how you eat 6 huge meals a day. Fatboy! Hahaha...

thefunkyfresh Nov 1, 2007

ahhh, he eats just as much

brotherman Nov 1, 2007

Yeah, I told him that metabolism will deteriorate in time. You're at the tail end of that buddy. A few more years and you are done. LOL!

thefunkyfresh Nov 1, 2007

nah i've got at least 10 or 15 years left... besides i don't eat junk food and i work out 5 or 6 days most weeks so i should be fine as long as i keep it up

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

yeah, wait until you've been married a while and you can't go to the gym as much ...

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

it's definitely tougher now that i'm married but i make sure i get there, hopefully that will continue

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

it's so funny tho everyone's always like "you just wait there sonny until you get fat and lazy like me!!! then you won't be working out so much!"

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

yeah, i never thought i'd say that until it became harder and harder. now i go to the gym at lunch, 3 - 4 days/week. my days of working out 5 - 6/week are completely over.

i remember paulie telling me back when lauren and i were engaged "I gained like 20 pounds when we got married" and i swore in that moment that i never would let that happen. I've gained about 5 lbs in 2 yrs of marriage, so I guess I'm ok with that.

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Try getting there when you have kids. Its an adventure and you pay twice as much.

theremin thereminOG 2002 ·

Wait, I thought you were a guy. You had kids?

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Watch it! I'll have Mike Schiano smother you with his D cup man boobs.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

yeah 5 pounds is nothing...

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

lol to a guy 5 lbs is nothing. to a girl, its the end of the world! lol

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Very true. My gf is only 108. I am hovering around 230. 5 lbs for me is a nose hair. LOL!

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rocksupastarFounder ·

230? wow... ur a cute little guy, thats like my left leg.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

dude, what're you doing to yourself?! what're you up to now?

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rocksupastarFounder · fivezero

im like 270ish... more to love baby!

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brothermanOG 2004 · rocksupastar

Wow... Those man boobs must be a D cup. LOL!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 · brotherman

haha! all boobs should be D cups. girls AND guys!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

you're right. i lost 5lbs in three days once. working at a granite company. a girl would have to bust her butt for a week to do that. and if she GAINS that much she's ready to hang herself. a guy wants to lose five pounds? all he has to do is stop eating fast food for a week or two.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

i remember playing soccer and losing like 8 pounds in a day... true it's all water weight but still

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

yeah, i totally believe that. people who play sports all day lose tons of water weight. i was doing meathead line work. just lifting and walking all day.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

dude, you guys stop eating one meal and you lose 5 lbs! LOL

englandkid englandkidOG 2003 ·

actually when i was away last week i gained some weight, and this week I have already lost 4.5 lbs and still losing!

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

and you're probably under 25? lol

englandkid englandkidOG 2003 · socalgal

yeah, but Im not 108 lbs either

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

you've always reminded me of Brittany Murphy in Clueless. in the best way possible.

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rocksupastarFounder ·

dude, ive said that to you for years... your whole family can put down food like nobody i have ever seen.

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