this kid used to hang with us back in the day (no longer in the truth) but such a sick surfer

Satan makes you famous if you quit serving Jehovah, that seems to be the general rule.

famous? let's not go crazy, he's just a surfer

ok, my apologies for offending. If you stop serving Jehovah, Satan makes you exceptionally talented at whatever you may choose to do instead, whether that's professional snowboarding, surfing, m...