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socalgal Jan 17, 2008

this kid used to hang with us back in the day (no longer in the truth) but such a sick surfer

superhero Jan 18, 2008

Satan makes you famous if you quit serving Jehovah, that seems to be the general rule.

thefunkyfresh Jan 18, 2008

famous? let's not go crazy, he's just a surfer

superhero Jan 18, 2008

ok, my apologies for offending. If you stop serving Jehovah, Satan makes you exceptionally talented at whatever you may choose to do instead, whether that's professional snowboarding, surfing, m...

thefunkyfresh Jan 18, 2008

talented?? I could do that if i wanted. i just don't want to

brotherman Jan 18, 2008

I guess you could look at Bert Malignaggi's brother. I don't know if he was raised around the truth, but now he's a professional boxer fighting on pay per view. I see commericials about him and h...

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

there's a lot like that, but yeah there's WAY more that totally just ruined they're lives completely

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