Well, file this under.. things that only happen to ME:
I was making some lunch, a little salad with tuna... and i usually just put a little bit of mustard and balsamic vinegar.. and a TINY bit of mayo
and my hand was a little slippery because last time i bought tuna i accidentlay bought the tuna in OIL not in water, which i hate but whatever
soooooooooooooooooooooooo my hand was a little slippery reaching for the mayo
we have the mayo in the plastic container with the really big lid
and yep
it fell out of my hands, landed on the floor, opened, and a HUGE goop of mayo landed on my sneakers
HUGE GOOP OF MAYO
I literally yelled out ARE YOU SERIOUS
and Mastodon immediatly started licking the mayo ugh so gross gross
and i had to clean it up and threw my sneakers in the washing machine after i got all that i could off of them
GROSSSSSSSSS
RIGHT on my sneakers!!!!!
YOU SHOT ME! RIGHT IN THE ARM!
The wound is beginning to smell like almonds!
ewwwww. i HATE mayo. its the most grossest thing ever to me!!!
yeah i use like mayyybe a teaspoon for my tuna... i actually WASNT gonna use the mayo and then i'm like ehh why not and SLIPPADEEDOODAA
MAYO BOMB!!
This conjured up some bad memories working janitorial at shop-rite as a kid. Pretty full pallet of mayo tipped. NOT FUN
eek