uh ... why were you driving without your glasses?
and dont' say "oh i don't need my glasses for driving, only for reading". when people say that while they're in the drivers seat and I'm a passenger, i get REALLy scared - like, reading a book does not risk your life, driving does - isn't THAT when you should be using your glasses?
so yeah... im taking ur wife out on a date tonight, is that cool?
im sure its coolio cause im chaperoning...dan trusts me....right?
its ok dan, ill just get lauren a drink like the one she made me... the one that supposedly DIDNT have like TRIPLE the amount of booze in it.
you're a lightweight. don't pretend.
also, do not utilize the example of when i was forced to drink mountain dew + southern comfort + schnapps (in the same shot) as an instance of proving i am a lightweight.
oh no its not that, its the million other times you drank like half a glass of wine and started singing journey that proves you are a lightweight....
what? JOURNEY? i would rather poke myself in the eyeballs than EVER EVER sing Journey. i feel sick just thinking about it.
Don't stop... Believin...
wow. i forgot how much i hate that individual song, but i have been reminded.
you didnt hate it when you were singing it with me at rockin taco.
Steve Perry rocks
seriously....i LOVE journey!!
I love you... haha
DUDE you were singing it with me and having a wonderful time!
i question this instance. perhaps you are confusing me with ... uhh ... crap.
do you want to just say, "mike... you are and always will be right... and i am wrong. And i dress like a gay man"
NEVER. NEVEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
and i dress very nicely.
This is kind of like that drug commercial from the late 80s/early 90s. The father walks in and questions his son about drug use and the kid shouts back, "I learned it by watching you!" Now insert gay dress into the equation and you get my point. LOL!
please get a pics + divx feed so i can monitor mike, thanks
i hate you.
lol my eyes were hurting so i didnt stick my contacts in and i left my glasses at home. i can squint very well so im coolio.