why am i at work today? Staples didn't close our office. So annoying. My snowboard is at home, begging to be used.

so i hear you were snuggling w/rob thomas of matchbox 20...

more like his wife! although i swore lauren to secrecy about that whole night, haha, it was pretty crazy

haha no...im so glad she told me. it was the raddest thing....she said they were like BFF's w/you! so awesome! seriously! and ive got the hugest crush on your wife! she's SO cool and is SOOOO...

yeah, great times... all that happened is i got made fun of cause i didnt know what kinda cheeses that stupid place had or how to pronounce wine names... bah...

yeah mike walked in asking for a milkshake. lauren and i were like OMG you're fired.

FIRST of all... i thought she said ROOT BEER FLOAT... so i asked... and SECOND... if its a restaurant they DEF can make them... she was just lazy