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superhero Mar 4, 2008

one of my armpits is sweaty. and it's only 9 AM. I'm thinking i only put deoderant on one arm. also - my gym bag is at home. with my deoderant

socalgal Mar 4, 2008

MEMO: stay away from dan hill...he's smelly.

superhero superheroOG 2004

hmm . it's possible. i just talked to a super hot girl at my job named lauren too, but she didn't mention it

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

WOW i met that girl...SO HOT. ok, i take the memo back...

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brothermanOG 2004

How do you know what girls from his job look like? Just curious.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

the girl is taken... so dont worry about it buddy.

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brothermanOG 2004

Who said I wanted her? Just curious how a woman from CA knows the coworker of a man from NJ.

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brothermanOG 2004

Besides... I want you Mike. You are so dreamy...

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

who doesnt, im a cutie with a bootie

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

lauren is his wife dork. lol

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brothermanOG 2004

Oh. I knew that, but it sounded like he was talking about another Lauren... Whateva!

Matt Kelly is still the only person to almost knock me out with BO. If anyone can top that, then they have talent.

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