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thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

i just had surgery on my wrist yesterday. i had torn ligaments last year as a result of a break from when i was 16 not healing right. i had my wrist bones popping out all the time and some arthritis which was causing me pain all the time. so they fused three of the small wrist bones together and i have have pins in there to hold the ligaments. they numbed the nerves in my whole arm so until this morn it was just like dead weight, really weird feeling. so now im all drugged up on percoset and i was dreaming in spanish last night .... wooohoooo

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

dreaming in spanish? like a novela?

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brothermanOG 2004

Hold on a second... I saw you last week doing shoulder presses at the gym. How were you able to do that with a messed up wrist?

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

he lifts different from other people... ive heard it, my wrist is like his too... it didnt heal right when i broke it and with too much weight you can feel it just slide out if you dont hold it right.

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brothermanOG 2004

Well not sure how you can lift dumbells with a wrist injury. I could see you doing it on a machine, but even then it would pose a problem.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

maybe we are just more manly then you are...

its ok... you stick with your cute little machines old man...

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brothermanOG 2004

I use everything bootie meister.... And judging by my physique compared with yours... You look like the old man. :oP

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

when you say old man, im assuming you mean hottest man alive...

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brothermanOG 2004

No, I mean you are jiggly. hahaha... Latin women like the big booties. I'm sure they think you are hot.

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alexOG 2001

oh my GOD!!! dan, your arms look like giant brotworsts, except whiter and with less definition. you have the physique of a manitee.

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brothermanOG 2004

Dude, shutup. My arms are fine. You look like a stick figure compared to me.

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alexOG 2001

i think you are the only person i know that would say that.

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brothermanOG 2004 alex

Uh hello... I'm a lot bigger than you. You have a thin physique with some tone. I have bulk. I have like 60 pounds on you. And no... It's not fat. I have a healthy amount of fat. Not all of us can maintain 2-5% of bodyfat like you.

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alexOG 2001 brotherman

i don't know why you think i'm so thin. pound for pound im a lot stronger than you. and by next winter, once my leg heals up, you wont even have that much weight on me, and i will still have a lower body fat percentage...so suck failure fatty!

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brothermanOG 2004 alex

Are you in competition with me or something? Haha... The same metabolism that keeps fat off you, will keep you from bulking up easily. I'm going to guess that you wear a size 30 pant. That is slim sonny boy.

Pound for pound... I could still pick you up over my head and toss you. LOL!

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alexOG 2001 brotherman

dude, you're the one that is always mentioning how bulky you are and stuff.

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brothermanOG 2004 alex

Mike questioned my manliness, hence we are where we are.

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alexOG 2001 brotherman

well, mike goes to the gym a lot less than you, and he probably has as much definition in his arms as you.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder alex

i have more sheer mass then both of you put together, PLUS boobs, so beat me.

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alexOG 2001 rocksupastar

true, when you count boobs, mike is really unbeatable.

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brothermanOG 2004 alex

He'd make a very convincing Sumo wrestler.

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brothermanOG 2004 alex

well... if I had a tan... maybe you could see it...

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alexOG 2001 brotherman

see what, your wiener? OOOHHHH!!!

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brothermanOG 2004 alex

You love picking on me... Between you and my psycho children I'm ready to jump off my roof tonight... haha

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder brotherman

i wanna see you guys wrestle

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brothermanOG 2004 thefunkyfresh

I think we need to. He needs to be put in his place.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder brotherman

i dunno... i think he would give u a run for your money

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brothermanOG 2004 thefunkyfresh

Dude I have 60 pounds on him. Unless he is a ninja, he has no chance. haha...

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 brotherman

member the tortoise and the hare....lol

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brothermanOG 2004 socalgal

If it's a struggle for brute strength, he can't win. the physics of it are against him.

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brothermanOG 2004 alex

Haha... A few other people called you a runt. LOL!

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder brotherman

you guys should measure out your manliness by seeing who can pee the full word "mississippi" in the snow...

That's not manly... cmon.... I think we should fight. haha... Alex wouldn't last 10 seconds against me. ;oP

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alexOG 2001

also, you make shamoo look like a stick figure, sooo...

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 alex

haha i thought you said "you make shampoo look like a stick figure" i SO need to go home. lol

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

u prolly went to the same stupid dr. i did!!!!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

no pain, no gain. seriously its hurt me for a long time, bench press was the worst.

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brothermanOG 2004

You totally twisted that statement. What you were doing was not very smart. You should have had it fixed earlier. You're lucky you didn't make it worse. You Kelly boys think you are invincible. Your Dad must have used the "Dodgeball" training course with you and thrown wrenches at your heads as children.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

after i reinjured it last year i went to an orthopedist and he said i could get by without surgery and just rehab it. obviously he was dumb

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

NO YOU ARE!

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brothermanOG 2004

Oh ok. Well you need to beat him.

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ukrainiumOG 2002

Wow that explains all those crappy throws at football, maybe you've been like an injured payton manning all this time, hehehe.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

ha ha ha!!! young buck! i still willed my team to victory even tho tape was the only thing holding my hand on

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