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theremin Mar 28, 2008

My sister can't leave work for her lunch break 'cause Pres. Bush is giving a speech. The Secret Service came to her workplace yesterday to request that they stay in during lunch. They're ordering...

englandkid Mar 28, 2008

where does she work?

theremin Mar 28, 2008

I think it's classified as top secret now.

englandkid englandkidOG 2003

oh right

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