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flomojopoanode Jul 7, 2008

waffle iron / nose hair clipper

fivezero Jul 7, 2008

i don't think you get it

flomojopoanode Jul 10, 2008

...I was one of the ones who made this up.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

totally kidding

iwz iwz

fivezero/uncompromising

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

I started cracking up when I read it, I thought it was hilarious... then I thought he was serious, so I said something.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i'm a professional compromiser.

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