I concur.

Sometimes people look like Sam Eagle from the Muppet Show.

Years ago, my friend Jarad and I went out in service with this girl who had been obsessed with me, and she brought her friend. Her friend was a super tall, super skinny blonde with a big schnoz. Needless to say, she quickly got the nickname Big Bird. I think she may have even been wearing tall, striped socks. I imagine her that way at least.