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originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

So I popped outside to get the mail a little while back and the door to my placed slammed shut behind me, needless to say it was super fun!
I have this one set of neighbors that always lounge outside so I asked them what we do if we get locked out.
Next thing I know, this dude picks my lock with a credit card. I've done the credit card lock picking before but, I was picking MY OWN lock back at home. Kind of awkward to know this dude could just pop in for a visit whenever he wants.

Haha only NOT =/

Right?

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

wow. That IS scary! Time to get a deadbolt!

iwz iwz

hrm, not cool. Time to get a suitcase nuke!

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