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flomojopoanode Aug 25, 2008

for all your stool color needs. http://altmedicine.about.com/od/gettingdiagnosed/a/stools.htm alex and I were researching "weird colors" but this is one of the things I stumbled upon. Needle...

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

this is HILARIOUS! i love the bold headings. Now that I've been enlightened, I have to shoot for "the ideal dump":

"An ideal bowel movement is medium brown, the color of plain cardboard. It leaves the body easily with no straining or discomfort. It should have the consistency of toothpaste, and be approximately 4 to 8 inches long. Stool should enter the water smoothly and slowly fall once it reaches the water. There should be little gas or odor."

Seriously, waaaay too descriptive!!!

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