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originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

sewer grate/popsicle
poop/spa mask
hairy frenchfries/nunchucks
fart/aroma therapy

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

my legs will never be fashioned into nunchuks!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

lol, your legs are hairy french fries?? they're not that bad

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

I don't think so either. On the other hand, this man ^^^ arose from the dinner table in mixed company and tightened his trouser leg like a legging to make his case. I ALMOST DIED lol!

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

i have killer thighs

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

But can you crush walnuts with yours???
;)

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

without a doubt. they are like iron.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

OH SNAP!

Let me find out Toddy's up in the gym just workiN' on his fitness

NIOCE

=P

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