Thank BOTH of you for your "contributions". FYI my back still hurts *sour grapes face*
haha. I'm sorry, but your last line "EXCUSE ME FOR BEING ENTHUSIASTIC" is what got me cracking up. I apologize, otherwise. Just the visuals I got in my head from reading this were great, but then that last line was a clincher, and got me to bust out with laughter.
Obviously you didn't die, or you wouldn't be writing about it, so a little chuckling is okay, I think. When I see people get hurt, I do anything but laugh. But I feel that shortly after the incident it's okay to laugh if it looked funny.
So what you're really trying to say is that you have some uncanny ability to observe events without actually being present therefore...you were able to view the entire "inscident" as you call it, yet did absolutely nothing to help me. I get it, it's fine. Arms and legs went flailing, feet went into the air, and I was rendered absolutely HELPLESS as you chuckled to yourself????
I only have one thing to say...you're right. It was pretty funny =P