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So I had an "interesting" door in service today.
I came across an older gentleman (I am using the term loosely) who-- towards the end of my presenting the Bible Teach Book proved to be at least partially if not COMPLETELY inebriated...I'm sure the brothers will be better suited to determine his level of commitment/interest in the abscence of women. In any case, because this man extended his hand I likewise extended my own. What I most certainly was NOT expecting is for his mealy, crusty lipped,toothless mouthed man to kiss my hand, AND leave it moist.
Hahaha-only NOT as funny in person *cheesy runner up smile*

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