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thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

what's up fools? i think ya'll should know
i got more gas than macy gray's got fro
I'm the rectal rain man
I'm the dutch oven master
rrrrippin off solos on my ayn stratocaster
Fumigating your residence with my flatulent prose
I'm armed and dayngerous
dealin out death blows
I eat beans, and broccoli, and assorted deli meats,
and five minutes later, we got some block rockin' beats
it's the noxious nectar that sends fools runnin for the streets
i hail from skidmark city, and I drop it like it's hot
And i'll rock this place like it was my personal johnny on the spot

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

impressive

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

LUVS IT!

Especially "I eat beans, and broccoli...got some block rockin' beats", who knew flatulence could be such an inspiration?

;)

iwz iwz

lol

*frnt*

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

farting is fun!

iwz iwz

*frrrnt* *thbtbhthbtppt*

lol

*frnt*

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

hey children, let me teach you another lesson
I cut more cheese than than a delicatessen
just like katrina, my winds are gale force
i'm flying high and dropping bombs like air force,
i'm highly trained in the gaseous arts
my favorite card is the queen o' fearts
i prefer my own brand because the smell is so nice,
if i could bottle my scent it would sell like old spice
i'm making throats choke and making eyes sting
nobody messes with the porcelain king

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

you're too good at this

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

i've found my muse!

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

Holy crap, this one is even funnier! LOL.

I think I have one on deck soon.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

a rap, not a crap.

iwz iwz

on the ... upper deck?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

that would be really rude.

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