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superhero superheroOG 2004

what's it going to take to make this site as interesting as it used to be?

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

Fresh meat, news, pop! It's like our respective edges have dulled. Whoever is still on here we're all pretty much locked into a routine:
read, browse, don't comment, sign off... I comment!!!!
I'm really trying here, I miss the way it used to be =(
Looks like you're the only one who's still got any life left in you Dan =P

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

the problem is that we're all old now, many of us are married. There's not that youthful stupidity, the flirting, or the drama anymore. We're all fat and old and just plain boring now. the only way to make this site like that again is to get rid of all of us and bring in some new blood

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

Ummmm, i beg to differ.....hahaha

the funky fresh 10/07/2008 10:53AM (#140) [Reply]

what's up fools? i think ya'll should know
i got more gas than macy gray's got fro
I'm the rectal rain man
I'm the dutch oven master
rrrrippin off solos on my ayn stratocaster
Fumigating your residence with my flatulent prose
I'm armed and dayngerous
dealin out death blows
I eat beans, and broccoli, and assorted deli meats,
and five minutes later, we got some block rockin' beats
it's the noxious nectar that sends fools runnin for the streets
i hail from skidmark city, and I drop it like it's hot
And i'll rock this place like it was my personal johnny on the spot

superhero superheroOG 2004

tesoro ... i think we need to hang out in real life and do a bunch of stuff like it's 2001 all over again. soon.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

lol, i never said we weren't immature!

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

i do revel in my immaturity. I always thought you had to be mature when you got married, i love that i'm not. Now i think you have to be mature when you have kids. I don't know about that one yet.

superhero superheroOG 2004

i still have youthful stupidity, you should hear the things i get myself tangled in on a regular basis

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

haha im right there with you buddy.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i'll third it. dan and i still, even after all these years, have the occasional awful conversation.

and Matt's right. ezsweater is full of old timers. i just turned 28!

superhero superheroOG 2004

OMG, don't even start bro, your text messages the other day had me DYING at that super-boring anniversary party

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i'll never tell

superhero superheroOG 2004

I'm 28 too. Actually, I'll be 29 in November. Good lord, I used to think "I'll never pass 26"

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

im 36 and i still am super stupid and dorky with my friends. you dont lose that ever....you should hear or see me and linda....that alone is something else. lol

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brothermanOG 2004

Wow... 4 yrs to 40. Scary thought.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

hahaha yeah. when i stop and think about it it does scare me. BUT i dont look my age nor do i act it....only when i need to. LOL

superhero superheroOG 2004

me and my friend nick are just like that. we're terrible together. mostly we're out in service and laughing at the doors due to having the exact same sense of humor.

superhero superheroOG 2004

LOL, i think we need to take this to a phone conversation, haha

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brothermanOG 2004

How about another debate about cities?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

nahhhh, i just LOVE that you're with a hot black chick. that rules.

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brothermanOG 2004

Yeah, she's definitely a hottie. :o)

superhero superheroOG 2004

sorry man i think kyp dynamite every time this topic comes up.

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brothermanOG 2004

LOL! Shaddup!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i want to ask an mildly inappropriate question. green light?

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brothermanOG 2004

If it's too inappropriate for others than PM me. LOL

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

i think the ones on now dont get offended. i know i dont. haha

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brothermanOG 2004

True. The little kids don't come by anymore.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

it's no biggy. i guess i'll let admin decide. i want your angle... do you find that lovemaking is better with a black chick than with a white chick or is it... similar?

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brothermanOG 2004

LOL... This is getting deleted... It's really no different. The design of a woman is the same for all races.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

ha ha ha ha

wow, i thought you'd say something different! appreciated.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 fivezero

maybe its only apply's to the males of different races....LOL

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 socalgal

HAAAA! maybe, maybe not. it definitely varies person to person. c'mon, brotherman! kick your game up a few notches!

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brothermanOG 2004 fivezero

This has turned into Pornsweater. LOL!

hahaha no not at all. just real people having real conversation.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 brotherman

oh, man. if this thread wasn't sunk before it sure is now! thank goodness the ads appear to be down.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 fivezero

thats right....no more ads huh?

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 fivezero

did you get that "white pants" song i sent you?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 socalgal

HA! yeah! that made me laugh! i honestly can say that i've never heard that before. i'll have to... see about that.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 fivezero

i never heard that either. so yeah. i dont wear white pants anymore. HA

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brothermanOG 2004 fivezero

Well, my current wife has never had kids, so there's a difference there. And I think you know what I mean. But that's it.

gotcha, bro!

superhero superheroOG 2004

#1 - gina, email me the white pants
#2 - iwz, i was gonna delete this but it's your site

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

gmail??

superhero superheroOG 2004

yahoo would be great, do you have my yahoo address?

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

yes i do and i just emailed it to you

superhero superheroOG 2004 socalgal

wow i've learned something new today

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 superhero

HAHA wasnt that the FUNNIEST?

at the very least, i can say it was highly informative on many different levels.

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