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superhero superheroOG 2004

My weekend ... was not fun. Great Adventure is totally not my place. My friends were all so excited to go ... as soon as we got into the park, they ran into Kingdeka (who knows how to spell that) and I slipped away, unnoticed. I headed over to find the smallest coaster I could, I figured I'd start small and work my way up.

I found the little train ... I dunno what it's called, but 3 year olds were having the time of their lives on it. I went on it, and hated it. I did not enjoy any of these feelings (mostly the dropping and the lack of control. And the feeling in the pit of my stomach). The rest of the day was long, and boring. We got there at 10:45, and left the park at 9. Seriously, nearly 12 hours of random friends seeing me and going "we went on nitro blah blah batman come on and then they DROP YOU LIKE AMAZINGLY FAST let's go!" and then i'd be like "could you please stop, I really hate these things". I might have angrily spoken to some of my friends, but come on, you know I didn't like them, let's all move on with our lives. Asking me about it over and over isn't going to make me realize I suddenly love them.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 informative

Epic Fail

superhero superheroOG 2004

apparently so

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i'm mostly kidding. roller coasters don't mean squat. haven't been to great adventure in ages. i used to get a season pass every year when i was a bit younger and now i just can't bring myself to care about the place.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

i really don't like those places either. waiting in line for 2 hours for a 30 second ride. it would be worth it if i liked roller coasters more

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

I went yesterday, and it was one of those days where the longest line was 1h and 15 mins, the shortest line... I basically rode the ride, got off to let people waiting take my seat, and hopped back on to fill the train up. 5 mins, 2 rides. That was so fun. Overall, very short lines. I got on Kingda Ka in 45 mins MAX. It was great. We hit all the major rides more than once and that was taking the very front or very back seat EVERY time, except the time we got right back on from the exit side. It was so so fun.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

that there's the way to do it. go toward the end of the season. just ignore the halloween crap. y'know, the great adventure website should post estimated line times! that's not a bad idea. i could be talked into going if the lines aren't murder.

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brothermanOG 2004

pagan

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

so, what're you kids gonna be for halloween?

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brothermanOG 2004 fivezero

They have Brian Valentine costumes. That face is enough to scare the hair off anyone's back.

I see you make good use of your children's come-backs... very clever. lol

iwz iwz fivezero

Palin! donchaknow

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 iwz

Haha! Brotherman = Joe Sixpack

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brothermanOG 2004 fivezero

Fivezero = Roadkill by Chevy Equinox driven by Brotherman

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alexOG 2001 brotherman

brotherman = loser for driving a chevy equinox.

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brothermanOG 2004 alex

I also have newer BMW than you... punk!

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alexOG 2001 brotherman

unfortunately it's not the car that makes the man. which is why you drive a bmw, and you're still a loser, lol.

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brothermanOG 2004 alex

Well, when you go through puberty, come back and talk to me.

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alexOG 2001 brotherman

ok, i will. im only 20 so hopefully i will hit puberty sometime within the next few years.

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brothermanOG 2004 alex

LOL... I was Jake's age when you were born. Good ole 9. Wow... I feel old.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

so.. why did you go?

superhero superheroOG 2004

i will just say that my wife wanted to go very badly, and i wanted to support her by going.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

next time, i'll accompany her.

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brothermanOG 2004

You keep trying to get with other brother's wives. I am stumbled BV. LOL!

superhero superheroOG 2004

trust me ... i hassled BV about his girlfriend for YEARS. any heckling i get is well deserved.

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