I don't remember what I ate before bed but I had the most bizare dream ever like EVER EVER.

The above having been said here goes:

I went to a high school reunion and saw some old aquaintances. For some reason the reunion was held in a field. At some point this guy takes me by the hand and leads me to this float, like a parade float made of straw.
Turns out the general idea was to sacrifice the "most innocent" remaining female of the class to the captain of the football team.

WOW