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fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

I don't know whether to laugh or cry...
http://www.whoppervirgins.com/

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

the diarrhea those poor people must have had

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

imagine eating perfectly healthy, organic food for your entire life and then wreaking havoc on your system with fast food?

iwz iwz

mmmm tasty. i guess there's only a first time once :(

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

Burger King to Whopper Virgins: "Oh? Are you untainted by advertising and processed food? Well, he's a taste of our CULTURE OF CREEPING DEATH! EAT ITTT AND SAY THANK YOUUU!"

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

I've been wanting to see this since the first commercial!
All of the people were adorable, I know that's not the point but, I REALLY luv people they fascinate me :)

malibu malibuOG 2001

wow. how many billions of dollars does burger kings have if they have time to manufacture minature whopper broilers and air lift them into the mountains of romania?

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