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brotherman Dec 18, 2008

Alex is gay. Haven't said that in awhile. :o)

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

HA! old news.

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brothermanOG 2004

Oh, I forgot you are his hair stylist. LOL!

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alexOG 2001

you guys should come play football in hackettstown with us on saturday. waddya say?

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

on the same field he tore his acl way back when

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brothermanOG 2004

I hate you!

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alexOG 2001

you fellas gonna play or not?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i have plans saturday evening and you guys are like... two hours from me. s'not feasible. maybe next time.

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brothermanOG 2004

What time?

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alexOG 2001

2 o'clock.

too bad you cant come brian, we could use some big fat guys to play line. although you and dan are both very soft. you'll probably just get knocked on your butts.

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brothermanOG 2004

LOL... Yeah cuz it's easy to knock over 6'-3" 235 pounders.

There will be snow on the ground anyway. How are you going to play?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

hahaha, i play line very well. i'm fat, but i'm fast and quite sturdy. nice try.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 fivezero

and if we ever do play together lets hope we're on the same team because i'll definitely try to chop your collarbone in two with my hand, lol

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alexOG 2001 fivezero

uh huh, we'll see how fast you are, and i will make sure we are not on the same team.

it's funny how guys that are big and fat think they are hard to tackle. but really they are much easier to tackle, cause when you hit them its like running into a big pillow with bad balance. i would much rather try to tackle you or dan than a guy like me or todd. tackling someone that is thinner and muscular hurts, better to just wrap em' up. when your tackling a big fatso, just hit em' as hard as you can and they'll fall over...wont get up too fast neither.

we will play if there is snow on the ground.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 alex

WOW a big pillow with bad balance. There will be blood one of these days. Hopefully I will NOT be present.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 alex

haha, i'm not saying i'm faster than any of you little, thin guys. i'm just saying I'M a pretty good lineman. i defend well and i'm known to sack now and then. it's true that when fat guys get tripped up by a defender they tend to fall faster than thin dudes. now when it comes to full on tackles, i'd have to say it depends on the big guy and how fast the little guy is moving. this is all simple physics. i don't even know why we're discussing this, lol. we all know, as a rule, thin people are better than fat people. isn't that your point? i think one day something appropriately bad will happen to you and you'll smarten up.

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alexOG 2001 fivezero

yeah, maybe one day i will get karate chopped in the collar bone by a fat dude.

my trash talking is not working i guess. i just thought if i insulted you enough, i could get you mad enough to play with us, lol.

iwz iwz alex

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alexOG 2001 iwz

hahaha!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 iwz

ha! perfect!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder iwz

WOW!

is that supposed to be alex and brian playing football?

clearly, lol

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 iwz

actually, i saw alex a couple months ago and he doesn't look that small anymore. he looked about 5'-9"... maybe 170lbs or so.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 fivezero

It's TRUE! Alex is a BEAST. I am concerned about the rate at which he consumes food and/or chocolate shakes to be specific.

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alexOG 2001 originalsnob

didnt any of you see the picture of me holding dan hill's head? lol.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 alex

oh, man! one of the funnier ez/rs photoshop moments.

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alexOG 2001 fivezero

the only part of that photo that was photoshopped was dan's head.

HAY GUYS LOOK AT ME I'M RIPPED LOLOLOL!!!!!1

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brothermanOG 2004 alex

Who are you calling fat? I know you aren't talking to me. You aren't that foolish.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 brotherman

he's calling me fat, lol. i'm 5 inches shorter than you weigh just five pounds less.

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alexOG 2001 fivezero

dan's lookin pretty chunky to though. havnt seen you around golds lately, lol.

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brothermanOG 2004 alex

I moved to Roxbury switched gyms to Quest, now I'm back living in Hackettstown again. So until next summer I'll be at Quest, then I'll switch back. But yeah, been lazy since I got married.

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