Mine is also fart related!
I want a toilet that has a built in silencer. So you don't have to hear people in the restroom going to town. Also so they can't hear you. I already know who #2 works for. I don't need to be reminded of it.
So it could be a little speaker system in the bowl that monitors all sounds and puts out the exact opposite waveform for some sweet noise canceling action. It could even use the porcelain as a noise inductor.
I think my idea is worth $5 million.
I can't decide on a name.. either the PlopStop or the Flatulencer.
first of all... this is a genius idea! I hate going to someone's house or to a stall and blowing it up for all to hear! I also hate having to pee on the side of the bowl so people won't hear me. you guys know what i'm talking about.
second of all... the plop stopper is a million dollar name just on its own. i love it!
ok, TOTALLY agree here, this idea is perfect, and even before you said "noise cancellation" I was thinking exactly that. Terrific names, too!
hysterical.
Here's the solution to that one... Don't go to the bathroom when others are in there. I purposely wait till stalls are empty at work. You're idea just lost a lot of zeros. It's down to $5.99. LOL
I can one up you. Just don't go to the bathroom anymore. COLOSTOMY BAGS FOR ALL!
first off, i always sit. regardless of whether i'm peeing or pooping, i sit. it cuts down on noise signficantly.
number two (haha), i always turn on the water while i'm going. let everyone think i'm an obsessive handwasher, i don't care.
this makes perfect sense.
This is a good alternative, but it just covers over the sound, rather than eliminating it. I use Matt's method when I pee, but for #2, I'll turn on the fan and pray for the best.
Its almost like deodorant vs. arm pit removal.
That's a joke.
no todd, you THINK that's a joke, but that is the most amazing idea i've ever heard! who needs armpits!? seriously. they provide no medical function whatsoever as far as I know, and all they do is get sweaty and smelly. I think arm pit removal could become a lucrative business for plastic surgeons!
come right up and get your new armpit mounds! they're the hot new thing!
LOL, you're gonna sell the arm pits we cut out?
ew gross!
armpit mounds? like the candy "mounds", only armpit flavor?
mm delicious!
i want a carbon fiber armpit
oo, that'll cost ya
This is why they started doing the lucrative business of botox for armpits. So armpits can be kept.