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iwz iwz

Mine is also fart related!

I want a toilet that has a built in silencer. So you don't have to hear people in the restroom going to town. Also so they can't hear you. I already know who #2 works for. I don't need to be reminded of it.

So it could be a little speaker system in the bowl that monitors all sounds and puts out the exact opposite waveform for some sweet noise canceling action. It could even use the porcelain as a noise inductor.

I think my idea is worth $5 million.

iwz iwz

I can't decide on a name.. either the PlopStop or the Flatulencer.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

first of all... this is a genius idea! I hate going to someone's house or to a stall and blowing it up for all to hear! I also hate having to pee on the side of the bowl so people won't hear me. you guys know what i'm talking about.

second of all... the plop stopper is a million dollar name just on its own. i love it!

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

ok, TOTALLY agree here, this idea is perfect, and even before you said "noise cancellation" I was thinking exactly that. Terrific names, too!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

hysterical.

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brothermanOG 2004

Here's the solution to that one... Don't go to the bathroom when others are in there. I purposely wait till stalls are empty at work. You're idea just lost a lot of zeros. It's down to $5.99. LOL

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

I can one up you. Just don't go to the bathroom anymore. COLOSTOMY BAGS FOR ALL!

superhero superheroOG 2004

first off, i always sit. regardless of whether i'm peeing or pooping, i sit. it cuts down on noise signficantly.

number two (haha), i always turn on the water while i'm going. let everyone think i'm an obsessive handwasher, i don't care.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

this makes perfect sense.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

This is a good alternative, but it just covers over the sound, rather than eliminating it. I use Matt's method when I pee, but for #2, I'll turn on the fan and pray for the best.

Its almost like deodorant vs. arm pit removal.

That's a joke.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

no todd, you THINK that's a joke, but that is the most amazing idea i've ever heard! who needs armpits!? seriously. they provide no medical function whatsoever as far as I know, and all they do is get sweaty and smelly. I think arm pit removal could become a lucrative business for plastic surgeons!

iwz iwz

come right up and get your new armpit mounds! they're the hot new thing!

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

LOL, you're gonna sell the arm pits we cut out?

iwz iwz

ew gross!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

armpit mounds? like the candy "mounds", only armpit flavor?

iwz iwz

mm delicious!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i want a carbon fiber armpit

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

oo, that'll cost ya

theremin thereminOG 2002

This is why they started doing the lucrative business of botox for armpits. So armpits can be kept.

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