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brotherman Mar 24, 2009

I'm going to invent a remote control that does the following: 1) When women want to spend money, a simple click erases the thought from their heads. 2) When women get all emotional, you can cli...

superhero superheroOG 2004

i would buy this remote control in an instant.

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