i poop too much
you're too gay.
there's not such thing as too much BM'ing.
bowel movementing? bowel momentum?
bowel movement'ing.
it's a Liz Lemon thing (from the episode where she unwittingly joins a fight club)
"Eating right. Working out. Sleeping. Boy is anyone else BM-ing like a rockstar?"
Hahaha, i haven't seen the most recent season. gotta get on that.