haha, the skittle and dinner-plan-eavesdropper ones are my favorites

skittles are funny-they are like wanna be pimps

i know a skittle!! (ok it's me)

we have a cowboy parking attendant-he is quite humorous

hahhaha. i've seen this before. very smart. every time i see skittle though, i just wanna be his friend.

haha i tend to stay away (with the exception of some...*ahem* dan) guys that are that put together kinda scare me.

waaaaaiit did she say that i'm put together?? apparently she didn't see me last week out in service where everyone discovered my trench coat still has the metal detector/ink tag in it from the stor...

no man im sorry i missed that can you please wear it the next time i see you