scouts

this is a long list that friends have been sending back and forth and adding to. some may be similar with girls and guys. some are funny, some lame, many true--


GIRLS~


Lost Soul: the girl who asks for directions when she really just wants the guys attention


Desperato: the girl who attacks bethelites in the parking lot


Fake Friendly: the girl who waves at guys across the auditorium...only to find out they're gay.


Systematic: the girl who has a system to assembly walking talking flirting hot spots and positions (along the windows and balconies of course)


The headturner: the girl who looks and looks and then looks at looking but never approaches.


The lapper: walk around and walk around and walk around


Urineholder: going to the furthest bathrooms to see what men are on the other side


Stomach-Turner: Girl who eats lunch at warp speed so as to have the longest break to scout.


Near-sighted: Girls who HAVE TO have binoculars to see the conductor...riiighhhttt


Stationery: Confident-I-will-wait-here-you-come-get-me AND My-shoes-hurt Girls.


Papa-JW-Razzi: Girls who pretend to take group pictures...but AIM elsewhere.


Dinner-Plan Easdroppers: listen in to where others will eat, then coincidently end up there for dinner


The Narcissus: The girl who is too much in love with herself, thinking she's too good for anyone, but constantely wants the attention.


Guilty by Association: the girl who says "aren't you friends with..." just to talk to a guy she thinks is hot


GUYS~


The Sniper - stands looking over the balcony
checking out the girls, finding just the right one to talk to.


The Watchers - The ones who sit with binoculars during the whole convention and stare at you.


The Fronters - The ones who give you this long story about how they're a ministerial servant, regular pioneer, etc. All the while you're staring at a diamond stud in their ears.


The Wallholderuppers - Now brothers, there's nothing wrong with standing by a wall. But if you're there when she arrives, when she goes to the bathroom in the morning, at lunch and in the afternoon, there's a problem.


The Annoyers - The guy who meets you on Friday and every time you pass him in the corridor, he's calling your name and saying "HI!!"


The Player - The guy who tries to get your number Friday, and by Sunday has tried to talk to all the girls.


The Desperate One - The one who begins with, "Can I get your number?" You reply "No", and then he proceeds to ask for every sort of communication to reach you (address, pager, cell, e-mail, etc.).


The Fast One- The one who meets you on Friday, and by Sunday he's trying to sit with you.


The Gamer - The one who walks by you a few times, looking for your name on your lapel badge. Then, next time he passes by, he calls you by your name and says "Don't I know you?"


The Shy One - The one who has his boy tell you what he wants to know you.


The Follower - The one who follows you all 3 days of the convention, but never says a word to you.


The Talker - The one who meets you at the convention, then shows up at your hall for the very next meeting.


The Liar - You find out later that he's 30 years old, as been married 7 years, divorced for 1 year, is currently engaged, and still trying to talk to you.


The O.G. - The ones you've seen the past 10 years, standing on the walls trying to talk to everyone.


The "I'm Too Fine, So I Know You Want Me" Ones - Ones who approach you, but automatically think that you want them.


The Skittle- The Brother who seems to have a suit in every BRIGHT color,with patent leather shoes and a belt to match.


First Man- The Brother who always seems to have like 4 or five other bodyguards...I mean brothers with him all the time.


The Rat Pack- The brothers that always "hang" together, goofing off and acting a mess till they spot you coming then they go into cool mood all of a sudden.


The Narco's- Narcoleptics I mean. The well dressed brother who sits like 3 or four rows behind or in front of you, who removes his suit jacket before the session starts, places it in the seat in front of him, grabs his Bible and places it on his right knee than proceeds to SLEEP throughout the WHOLE session!!!


The Invisible one- The Brother you have seen for the past who knows how many years at the convention. Well dressed, approachable, qualified, great smile. You only see him once or twice during the whole three days and every time you see him, it's for less than a second then he just seems to disappear, and you don't see him again till next year when he does the same disappearing act. You never know where or when he's going to show up, he's just there and gone. And for some odd reason you just know you're meant to have his last name. *sigh* maybe this year!


Chosen Ones- This brother has the same qualifications as the Invisible Brother, and you sit like maybe a row or two from him, just when you think it's going to be a great 3 days seeing him, "she" walks up the steps and sits in the seat next to him. He's taken! If it's too good to be true! It's not true!


The Wanted Ones- These are the ones ! who have all the qualities you like, are the complete opposite of the guys mentioned above, but never approach you. The brother who always seems to be running around, suit jacket blowing
in the wind on Ministerial Mervant/Attendant "missions", "assignments" or
"investigations" EVERY TIME you see him, and can only manage to wave hello and flash a beautiful smile.