i would just like to say that dan's stories are always the best. theyre worded in such a way that just keeps you wanting more, i actually read this one to my mom and she was laughing the whole time. props to you dan.
thanks!!! if my stories are...different, it's because I took a writing class in college, and the professor challenged me SOO much. He made me work SO stinkin hard, always making me re-write papers, re=phrasing to make things sound more interesting. Sometime I'll tell you the best thing he told me.
holy cow my bro was cracking up as i read this to him and he was the other person in the story!!