maybe one day i'll stop wiping my butt with wads of hand folded thin paper... maybe some stupid butt cleaning robot will do it for me. it's about time. geez people. forget aids. forget world hunger...

"He doesn't know how to use the 3 shells.. heheheh"

dean what movie is that??? i can't for the life of me remember but that line is so familiar

I'll give you a hint: Sandra Bullock.

if you put a line through the Ls in her name it spells buttock. haha. im tired