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skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs and stuck to a wall?? Art.

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

what do you call the limbs of a man with no arms and legs stuck to a wall? Pieces of Art....

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

hahah i'm thinking you and i have a similar sense of humor...

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

What do you call a man with no arms and legs on hot asphalt? FLIP!!!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

What do you call a legless and armless boy on a baseball team? First base!!!

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

what do u call a legless and armless guy floating in the water? Bob!

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

what do u call a one-legged hooker? Eileen!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

what do u call a man with no arms and no legs in some leaves? russel!

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

what do u call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door? Matt!

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ok4now

what do you call two men with no arms and no legs hanging in your window? Curt 'n' Rod...

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

what do u call a girl with one leg who's asian? Irene!

deanh77 deanh77Founder

so wrong on two different levels. I like it. gotta remember that one.

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs in HOT water? STEW!!!!

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

what do u call a dog with no legs? u can't! he won't come!

theremin thereminOG 2002

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs that stunts allergies? Hank.

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

what do u call a guy with no arms and no legs under a car? Ax3l!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

what do u call a guy with no arms and no legs on a piano? BRIAN!! hahahahaha

you need more sleep

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 thefunkyfresh

i don't get it    

dont worry there was nothing to get

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

or JACK!!!!

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 hunkpapap

what do u call a guy with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? Bill!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ok4now

ohhh my GOODNESS!! BLEEEEECHHAHAHHA

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 skaorsk8

bleech?    

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